Hello! You’re Sirius’s younger brother aren’t you?
It’s nice to meet you.
Yes but I’m the better Black brother.
Pleasure to meet your acquaintance.
Oh? I haven’t really spent much time with Sirius, so I’ll just have to take your word for it, I guess.
You’re so polite! You can relax, Regulus. I’m not going to bite.
Well, I haven’t spent much time with my brother recently either.
Would you prefer me to be more hostile?